The summon

Elders of Alego Usonga, today I speak with a lot of authority because I feel like a real woman with a legitimate hole between my thighs,
Allow me to ejaculate words because my belly is full of sperms,
When a river is swollen with excess waters, does it not overflow its banks?
You have summoned me here to answer to charges of indecent act.
 
Well, I slept with he, who is not present in this gathering, because I do not have a husband,
Ja-Alego who is sitting here with his eyes cast down in shame is not a man!
Elders, when the cock crows and other men's penises are standing upright like a spear,
My husband's penis, or let me call it a rope for lack of a better word, is nowhere to be seen, it disappear,
While other men's penises are vomiting venom like a snake,
My husband's rope is better off used to tie dry firewood,
While other men rush to bend their backs on the shamba, after satisfying their wives, and later come back with sweet potatoes and poles of sugarcane.

My husband wakes up late and heads straight to Nyar-Yimbo's chang'aa den!
Did I get married to a jerrican for holding illicit brew?
Elders, did I get married to a log of wood with a rope as a penis?
Elders, I did what I did because I was tired of displaying a flat belly year in year out,
If you look around our village and take a stroll to the village market center, will you not feast your eyes on women with swollen stomachs?
Did the people of Alego marry me for display?

When Ja-Alego sweet talked me to leave my mother and siblings in Kano, I thought he was man,
But I found out that he is just a lazy drunkard who cannot rape even a chicken!
After two years of harboring pain and tears,
After two years of suppressing sexual hunger and wild desire,
Was it not so natural of me to seek satisfaction of the flesh?

My skin now radiates and shines like the slippery skin of "Ng'ielo" the great python from South Nyanza,
My belly now boasts of a baby bump and my breasts are soft and tender,
Elders I have spoken and if your wish is to sexcommunicate me from this village like you did to my lover,
So be it, at least I now know where to go and who to follow!
After all, my unborn baby needs a father and my vagina still needs regular services!

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