What I am Not Saying

I am not saying I do not like you the way you are,

I am just saying if your breasts were a little bigger,

The nipples in particular,

Then I would be more eager.

I am not saying you are untidy,

I am just saying if you could clean the house more often,

Then it is highly unlikely,

The infections will toughen.

I am not saying you are a spendthrift,

I am just saying you can shop better with a written budget,

I hope you get the drift,

From my small nugget.

I am not saying you have a loud mouth,

I am just saying if you could reduce the gossip,

Then we would witness more growth,

In our relationship.

I am not saying you need to befriend Colgate,

I am just saying a little fresh breath,

Is like a magnet,

Its attraction goes a long length.

I am not saying you are plump,

I am just saying exercise is good for your body,

Unless you are dump,

Eating is not a felony.

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