If your hips spread,
When you sit down,
If your thong is slimmer than a thread,
And you can go more than one round.
If you do not hide the Rasta on your head,
When you go to town,
If your lips is painted red,
And your skin color is brown.
If you eat sand witched bread,
And now you weigh 64 pound,
If your husband is dead,
Buried deep into the ground,
Then please marry me instead.
(image credits: thick thighs,www.pinterest.ca)

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