Made in Heaven

My girlfriend does not just sit there,

She knows that we can not eat air,

She goes to work and comes back with rice,

She invests her money to earn interest,she is wise.

My girlfriend dresses decently, she does not leave her chest bare,

She maintains her nails clean and shampoos her hair,

She soaks herself in warm water bath,lathered with perfumed soap,

She clips her pubic hair,and maintains minimal growth.

My girlfriend calls to check on my mother,they laugh on the phone,

She cracks jokes with my father,and plays with our last born,

She advices my brothers and shops with my sisters,

A match made in heaven,we both have 'Aquarius' as our lucky stars.

My girlfriend prepares sumptuous meal,she is an ideal woman,

She packs some food in a tin, and gives to the watchman,

She donates some of her pairs of shoes to orphaned kids,

She finds favor from those who admire her generous deeds.

My girlfriend is a gift from God,she does not wilt,

She surprises me with precious gifts,

She joins me to play poker,

And she sits all night long with me watching soccer.

My girlfriend comes to bed naked, and brushes her full breasts on my back,

Her breasts have no milk yet, just pure honey that gets my mouth stuck,

Her vagina made me a poet,I have written so many quotes,

And a thousand poems about it, check my notes.

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